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Bad Biology – Disgustingly Bad B-Movie
A friend of mine referred me to this abomination of a movie called “Bad Biology”. I got curious if this movie really lives up to it’s expected “So bad it’s so good”. Imagine two incredible horny individuals fated to f*ck together.
SYNOPSIS
Jennifer struggled all her life living with her unusual abnormality. She was born with 7 clits that located inside her. She jumps from casual sexual encounter to another like a black widow spider that consumes her partner. With her abnormally fast metabolism, she ends up getting pregnant in two hours time. She then gives birth to incomplete and horrid looking baby.
Not far from her city, a guy name Batz was struggling to control his abnormal that manhood seems to have a mind on it’s own. When he was born, the doctor accidentally mistaken his manhood for an umbilical cord and cut it off. Despite successful reattachment surgery, he has to deal with not having a “hard on” on his own. He resorts to using industrial strength steroids and smut films.
One fortituous meeting between Batz and Jennifer sealed their fate. Is he the one Jennifer has been waiting for all her life?
VERDICT
So many things were swirling in my mind as soon as the movie ended. I was hoping that despite all that craziness there must be a glimmer of redeeming factor. What a big let down, it was truly godawful movie. The movie really lives up to it’s title Bad Biology. The clitz are obviously in wrong places and the human gestation period really freaky (2 hours max). The detachable manhood was really over the top. It really reminds me of the sandworm from Dune movie. The film did remind me a bit of woody allen’s movie “Everything you need to know about sex”, the giant killer boobie part.
I’m surprised that they hadn’t made it into actual pornographic movie. It would have been an AVN award worthy film. I bet it must have been so bad that it’s way over qualified to win the Razzie awards. I actually liked the grotesque photo manipulations though.
Quotable Quotes:
Where the F**ck are MAHHH JIMMY CHOOOOZEEE!!!! – Junkie chick
I may in fact be the world’s only real life nymphomaniac – Jennifer
I’d be perfect for both of you, not too big but big enough. I mean the ladies love it. - Some high school guy
Sadako Rating:
Fear Factor: 1 out of 10 – You got to be kidding me, there’s nothing scary about the film.
Violence and Gore: 4 out 10 – While there’s gory parts in the film I find it hard to take it seriously.
Nudity and Sex: 10 – Yup the movie is all about sex and the horror parts are just mere embellishment.
Replay value: Despite being a really bad movie, it’s entertaining in it’s own twisted way. In some days I admit to watch few bits of it.
Bad Biology Movie Screenshots
| Director: Frank Henenlotter
Cast: Charlee Danielson – Jennifer |
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Tags: nymphomaniac horror, sex comedy horror
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