Teen looks for frozen pizza, found frozen babies instead

OLPE, German-An 18 year old guy and his sister got hungry for pizza and decided to raid the freezer while their parents were away on a weekend. To their horror, instead of frozen pizza, they found 3 frozen babies wrapped in hand towels. Apparently the mother hid her pregnancy throughout the 80’s. She turned herself in to the the authorities. This isn’t the only case that happened in Germany. Back in 2006, a woman decided to kill and bury her babies in different places such as flower pots and fish tank. I hate to imagine playing scavenger hunt at her place. Geez, why can’t they use birth control if they hate having babies. These women ought to be punished by tying them up in the chair and make them watch babies commercials all day long.

P.S: As much as I would love to post the link to the full article, yahoo keeps deleting the articles the moment it gets stale. It’s a bitch to edit my postings all over again.

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Major site overhaul!

Please excuse the dust. I’m currently updating the site. After being on hiatus for like almost 5 months. I would like to thank you all for visiting this site. I hope to deliver more entertaining stuff for you guys. Come back again soon ok.

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Spiderwalk: Real vs Reel

While browsing in youtube, I came across this video about a girl doing spiderwalk ala “The exorcist” movie.

At first, it was a really creepy but when the dog came into the scene the scare factor went poof. What I see is a chubby person laboriously going down the stairs while shooing the dog away.

Here’s the spiderwalk scene from the original Exorcist movie.

Now this is really creepy, I actually screamed when I first saw this scene at the cinema. I wish I hadn’t press the play button *whimpers in the corner*.

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Dumbledore comes out of the closet

After reading an excerpt from the seventh installment of her series, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows,” one young fan asked if Dumbledore had ever loved anyone.

“Dumbledore is gay, actually,” replied Rowling.

She was initially met with a surprised silence but ultimately the audience erupted in cheers for several minutes prompting Rowling to add, “I would have told you earlier if I knew it would make you so happy.”

Mmmmkay, let me get this straight. Albus Dumbledore finally came out of the closet 7 books, 5 movies and billions of dollars later. There’s absolutely nothing wrong about the character being gay. The problem is there’s nothing at all in the books that implies he has a male love interest. This news screams “My five minutes of fame’s running out! I need some tabloid gimmick!”. I think it’s best to leave Ol’ Dumbledore’s sexual orientation a mystery. Like they all say, it’s better to left things unsaid.

It’s like eating a gourmet food cooked by renowned chef and few months later he announces at the press conference that the secret ingredient to his famous dish is *drumrolls* “his BOOGER”.

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