A group of Russian Satanists stabbed their teen victims 666 times. The dead bodies were then cooked and eaten. The four victims aged 16 and 17 were missing from their homes. The victims were one boy and three girls, they were identified as Anya Gorokhova, Olga Pukhova, Varya Kuzmina and Andrei Sorokin.

The police found the body parts of the victim in a pit in the vicinity of the Yaroslavl region.

The victims belonged to a “Goth” group and was lured into a secluded cottage. They were intoxicated with alcohol before they were killed.

Nikolai Ogolobyak, the leader of the Satanist group was arrested along with his eight Satan followers. Not surprisingly, his apartment was 250 meters away from the crime scene.

It’s sad that this tragedy happened to the teens. They could have had full life ahead of them. But then they made themselves an easy target by associating with shady characters. I hope those bunch of Satanist wannabees sonuvabitches will burn in hell and their testicles be poked with red-hot spikes.

Credit: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1691088.ece

Thomas Beatie the “Pregnant Man” gave birth to a bouncing baby boy..er I mean girl. The transgendered male shook the world with “his” announcement that he’s pregnant back in april.

He was originally born a female but later in life decided to surgically remove his titties and injected steriods or testosterones. Then decided to keep his vagina and uterus intact so it would be “handy” one day. He is quite a visionary.

Despite being a male with vagina he is still “legally male”. WTF!!! He’s got XX chromosomes, he’s got vajayjay and full functioning womb! He should be a she. People who declared him a male are soo dumb it’s unbelievable.

As far as I’m concerned the major requirement to be a male is to have a dick and a pair of testicles.

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OLPE, German-An 18 year old guy and his sister got hungry for pizza and decided to raid the freezer while their parents were away on a weekend. To their horror, instead of frozen pizza, they found 3 frozen babies wrapped in hand towels. Apparently the mother hid her pregnancy throughout the 80’s. She turned herself in to the the authorities. This isn’t the only case that happened in Germany. Back in 2006, a woman decided to kill and bury her babies in different places such as flower pots and fish tank. I hate to imagine playing scavenger hunt at her place. Geez, why can’t they use birth control if they hate having babies. These women ought to be punished by tying them up in the chair and make them watch babies commercials all day long.

P.S: As much as I would love to post the link to the full article, yahoo keeps deleting the articles the moment it gets stale. It’s a bitch to edit my postings all over again.

Woman trapped in CT Scan:

“TUCSON, Ariz. - A cancer patient says she was left alone in a CT scanner for hours after a technician apparently forget about her, and she finally crawled out of the device, only to find herself locked in the closed clinic. “

Read more: Yahoo ODD News

Calling out Stephen King! This would make a great addition to your stories. Visualize a patient who underwent CT Scan. The technician screwed around with the knobs and turns the CT Scan into a time machine. When she got out of the scanner, she finds the place dilapidated. To her horror, the whole world’s populated with apes and humans no longer exists. Scary huh?

I can’t imagine being in the patient’s shoes. You went through that crap because the technician suddenly went,”Screw this, I’m gonna get laid tonight. “

Fart Attack!!

“CLEVELAND — Three employees went to the hospital, $1,000 worth of food was thrown out and two men could face felony charges after a “fart spray” attack at a local restaurant.”

Read more: MyFox Cleveland

Apparently, these two guys think they’re being cute. You can expect the 18 year old guy to pull that prank. However, why would a 30 year old man do the same? It’s downright childish, retarded and plain idiotic. If there’s a rule in playing a prank, you are allowed to do that on people you know. How would you feel if you’re hurrying to work and some guy sprayed fart spray to you face?

Man stole 1,500 shoes from school girls :

“WAUKESHA, Wis. - A man pleaded guilty Thursday to stealing more than 1,500 pairs of girls’ shoes from area schools in a deal that calls for prosecutors to recommend probation.

Erik D. Heinrich, 26, of Kenosha pleaded guilty to three counts of burglary and was scheduled for sentencing Oct. 23. He told police he did it for sexual gratification. “

Read more: Yahoo ODD News

At first, I thought this guy simply wants to outdo Imelda Marcos’ shoes collection. If he really has this strange obsession on shoes, he should work at shoe store. But that would be creepy seeing the guy caressing every pair of shoes on display. The cops are probably trying to hold their chuckle as the guy explains to them that shoes makes him horny long time.

Women gives birth to humongous baby:

“MOSCOW - A small Russian city just got a really big addition: a 17-pound, 1 ounce baby whose mother had already delivered 11 other children.”

Read more: Newsday

Okay, I’ve seen the photo of the baby and she really looked like a 2 year old kid in a diaper. Can you imagine how much milk the baby can consume in a day. After reading that she already had 11 kids, I recalled a nursery rhyme that goes,

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children, she didn’t know what to do;
She gave them some broth without any bread,
She whipped them all soundly, and put them to bed.