Dumbledore comes out of the closet

Sunday, October 21st, 2007

After reading an excerpt from the seventh installment of her series, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows,” one young fan asked if Dumbledore had ever loved anyone.

“Dumbledore is gay, actually,” replied Rowling.

She was initially met with a surprised silence but ultimately the audience erupted in cheers for several minutes prompting Rowling to add, “I would have told you earlier if I knew it would make you so happy.”

Mmmmkay, let me get this straight. Albus Dumbledore finally came out of the closet 7 books, 5 movies and billions of dollars later. There’s absolutely nothing wrong about the character being gay. The problem is there’s nothing at all in the books that implies he has a male love interest. This news screams “My five minutes of fame’s running out! I need some tabloid gimmick!”. I think it’s best to leave Ol’ Dumbledore’s sexual orientation a mystery. Like they all say, it’s better to left things unsaid.

It’s like eating a gourmet food cooked by renowned chef and few months later he announces at the press conference that the secret ingredient to his famous dish is *drumrolls* “his BOOGER”.

JK ROWLING SUES Hogwarts Castle replica in India

Friday, October 12th, 2007

captsgeipi85111007142116photo00photodefault-329×512.jpg“KOLKATA, India (AFP) - Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling is suing organisers of a religious event for constructing a replica of her imaginary Hogwarts Castle in an eastern India city, officials said Thursday.

Rowling and her publishers Bloomsbury are seeking two million rupees (50,000 dollars) from the organisers constructing an elaborate castle from canvas and papier mache in Kolkata for the upcoming Durga Puja festival, court officials said.”

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Isn’t JK already earning billions of pounds for her franchise alone. They don’t give a shit about people making fan art, selling doujinshi and even *gasp* some pirated version of Harry Pothead. Now she’s suing the organizers for “honoring” her overhyped creation. So the organizers didn’t asked permission, so what’s the big deal. They don’t actually profit from it. Do we all have to ask permission each time we make Harry Potter inspired thing? Don’t they know it’s the fandom that keeps JK and her cohorts on a payroll. I’m appalled and disgusted at this.

Now I’d like to see how they all stay afloat without the fandom. Now, rewind to the years where she’s struggling to get the book published. I bet she’ll pay good money for people to worship her creation. *Insert cuss words here*


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