A group of Russian Satanists stabbed their teen victims 666 times. The dead bodies were then cooked and eaten. The four victims aged 16 and 17 were missing from their homes. The victims were one boy and three girls, they were identified as Anya Gorokhova, Olga Pukhova, Varya Kuzmina and Andrei Sorokin.

The police found the body parts of the victim in a pit in the vicinity of the Yaroslavl region.

The victims belonged to a “Goth” group and was lured into a secluded cottage. They were intoxicated with alcohol before they were killed.

Nikolai Ogolobyak, the leader of the Satanist group was arrested along with his eight Satan followers. Not surprisingly, his apartment was 250 meters away from the crime scene.

It’s sad that this tragedy happened to the teens. They could have had full life ahead of them. But then they made themselves an easy target by associating with shady characters. I hope those bunch of Satanist wannabees sonuvabitches will burn in hell and their testicles be poked with red-hot spikes.

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Thomas Beatie the “Pregnant Man” gave birth to a bouncing baby boy..er I mean girl. The transgendered male shook the world with “his” announcement that he’s pregnant back in april.

He was originally born a female but later in life decided to surgically remove his titties and injected steriods or testosterones. Then decided to keep his vagina and uterus intact so it would be “handy” one day. He is quite a visionary.

Despite being a male with vagina he is still “legally male”. WTF!!! He’s got XX chromosomes, he’s got vajayjay and full functioning womb! He should be a she. People who declared him a male are soo dumb it’s unbelievable.

As far as I’m concerned the major requirement to be a male is to have a dick and a pair of testicles.

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OLPE, German-An 18 year old guy and his sister got hungry for pizza and decided to raid the freezer while their parents were away on a weekend. To their horror, instead of frozen pizza, they found 3 frozen babies wrapped in hand towels. Apparently the mother hid her pregnancy throughout the 80’s. She turned herself in to the the authorities. This isn’t the only case that happened in Germany. Back in 2006, a woman decided to kill and bury her babies in different places such as flower pots and fish tank. I hate to imagine playing scavenger hunt at her place. Geez, why can’t they use birth control if they hate having babies. These women ought to be punished by tying them up in the chair and make them watch babies commercials all day long.

P.S: As much as I would love to post the link to the full article, yahoo keeps deleting the articles the moment it gets stale. It’s a bitch to edit my postings all over again.

After reading an excerpt from the seventh installment of her series, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows,” one young fan asked if Dumbledore had ever loved anyone.

“Dumbledore is gay, actually,” replied Rowling.

She was initially met with a surprised silence but ultimately the audience erupted in cheers for several minutes prompting Rowling to add, “I would have told you earlier if I knew it would make you so happy.”

Mmmmkay, let me get this straight. Albus Dumbledore finally came out of the closet 7 books, 5 movies and billions of dollars later. There’s absolutely nothing wrong about the character being gay. The problem is there’s nothing at all in the books that implies he has a male love interest. This news screams “My five minutes of fame’s running out! I need some tabloid gimmick!”. I think it’s best to leave Ol’ Dumbledore’s sexual orientation a mystery. Like they all say, it’s better to left things unsaid.

It’s like eating a gourmet food cooked by renowned chef and few months later he announces at the press conference that the secret ingredient to his famous dish is *drumrolls* “his BOOGER”.